1 00:01:11,298 --> 00:01:14,842 Mark my words, senators, those who slip through the lion's claw 2 00:01:14,901 --> 00:01:17,743 will end up poisoned by the serpent's venom. 3 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:20,616 - What's with all the animals anyway? - It's just a manner of speech, I think. 4 00:01:21,162 --> 00:01:22,136 What?! 5 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:26,486 Um... uh... it's just that, O Caesar, 6 00:01:26,514 --> 00:01:28,486 what exactly do you mean by the serpent's venom? 7 00:01:28,487 --> 00:01:31,555 - It was the lion's claw part I didn't get. - It's all Greek to me... 8 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:34,494 The lion's claw, the invincible might of Rome! 9 00:01:34,523 --> 00:01:36,701 Like the talons of the falcon... 10 00:01:36,758 --> 00:01:39,376 A falcon now? 11 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:41,365 Like the talons of the falcon, 12 00:01:41,399 --> 00:01:44,242 it has closed upon every single continent 13 00:01:44,268 --> 00:01:46,774 except here, in Brittany, where a handful of indomitable Gauls 14 00:01:46,805 --> 00:01:52,594 continue to ridicule Rome and mock its imperial eagle... 15 00:01:53,331 --> 00:01:55,772 Any objections to imperial eagle? 16 00:01:57,381 --> 00:02:00,291 If those barbarians refuse to embrace Rome, so be it, 17 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,827 Rome will embrace them! 18 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,770 - Uh... that was the signal, right? - That was the signal. 19 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,637 Behold the serpent's venom... 20 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:15,305 Their beloved forest will give way to glorious mansions. 21 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:17,747 Roman civilization will encroach upon them 22 00:02:17,772 --> 00:02:21,517 until they are forced to adapt or perish... 23 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:27,510 I have entrusted the construction of our magnificent city to the young architect Anglaigus, 24 00:02:27,583 --> 00:02:30,289 who has already designed a number of buildings, 25 00:02:30,319 --> 00:02:32,661 most of which are still standing. 26 00:02:34,524 --> 00:02:38,565 Well done, Anglaigus! What a marvellous little model. 27 00:02:38,596 --> 00:02:41,403 And, uh... what name do you plan on giving your glorious city? 28 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:44,656 - Well, uh, at first... - No, it was total crap. 29 00:02:44,716 --> 00:02:48,029 - I just dropped it... - Any suggestions, Senator Prospectus? 30 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:52,156 Ideally, it should be a name that... evokes Rome. 31 00:02:52,197 --> 00:02:54,341 But that's not exactly Rome. 32 00:02:55,315 --> 00:02:57,503 - Rum? - Rum? 33 00:02:57,562 --> 00:02:58,937 It's close enough, right? 34 00:02:59,003 --> 00:03:03,650 - I suppose so, but it could get confus... - Never mind. What do you think of... 35 00:03:03,677 --> 00:03:05,501 The Mansions of the Gods? 36 00:03:05,526 --> 00:03:07,466 The Mansions of the Gods? 37 00:03:07,495 --> 00:03:09,699 The Mansions of the Gods 38 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:12,603 I'm not so sure... 39 00:03:12,973 --> 00:03:14,679 Why not? Let's run with that. 40 00:03:15,872 --> 00:03:18,313 Astérix: The Mansions of the Gods 41 00:05:29,953 --> 00:05:31,094 Hi, there! 42 00:05:31,124 --> 00:05:34,095 - This one's all yours, Obélix! - You better believe it's mine! 43 00:05:34,127 --> 00:05:35,767 - I saw it first! - Really? 44 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:38,739 Yes, really! He's scared of me, not of you! 45 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,642 How do you know? Did you two talk it over? 46 00:05:40,699 --> 00:05:42,678 I always spot boars first, and you know it! 47 00:05:42,770 --> 00:05:46,044 Maybe I put them in your path without you noticing! 48 00:05:46,108 --> 00:05:47,828 What would I do without the great Astérix? 49 00:05:47,843 --> 00:05:49,218 Oh, cut it out! 50 00:05:49,477 --> 00:05:50,981 When it comes to boars, I'm the fastest! 51 00:05:51,013 --> 00:05:53,482 - At eating them, definitely! - It's mine! 52 00:05:53,515 --> 00:05:56,022 - Mine! - Mine! Mine! Mine!... 53 00:05:58,722 --> 00:06:00,799 Mine! 54 00:06:11,970 --> 00:06:13,949 Obélix! 55 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,883 That boar... 56 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:18,809 has my name on it! 57 00:06:18,810 --> 00:06:22,020 Huh? It's not yours, it's mine! 58 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,633 Uh? 59 00:06:41,002 --> 00:06:43,772 What in Gaul's name is that thing? 60 00:06:56,187 --> 00:06:58,026 Hmm... 61 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:11,275 Pff! 62 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:16,983 91, 92, 93, 94, 95... 63 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:19,854 Not now, not now! 96, 97, 64 00:07:19,914 --> 00:07:21,817 and... 98. 65 00:07:21,848 --> 00:07:24,820 Okay, this is the first tree to cut down! 66 00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:30,566 Oh, for Vesta's sake, get it off me! Down, boy! 67 00:07:32,059 --> 00:07:35,706 I wouldn't mess with the trees, Roman! It makes Idéfix really mad! 68 00:07:35,732 --> 00:07:38,900 Now, now, Idéfix, that's enough! 69 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:43,206 Get out! You have no business being here! 70 00:07:43,239 --> 00:07:46,684 This construction site is off limits to the public, understand?! 71 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,900 I sure like Romans without armour. 72 00:08:02,929 --> 00:08:06,037 They make a nice sound when they hit the ground. 73 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:22,652 Hey, will someone get Abraracourix? Tell the chief it's important! 74 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:26,158 He's in a meeting. Can I take a message? 75 00:08:26,188 --> 00:08:28,895 Go ahead, lads, I'm listening. 76 00:08:28,959 --> 00:08:32,403 - What's going on? - Squabble about fish that's not fresh. 77 00:08:32,662 --> 00:08:37,574 - What do you mean, it's not fresh? - I was answering a question! Go on. 78 00:08:37,701 --> 00:08:40,244 We ran into Romans right here in the forest. 79 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:44,026 - Sure did! Romans with string. - String? What sort of string? 80 00:08:44,086 --> 00:08:46,173 The sort of string you trip and fall on. 81 00:08:46,246 --> 00:08:48,718 It seems we stumbled upon a Roman construction site. 82 00:08:48,748 --> 00:08:53,194 - Strange. What are the Romans up to? - For now, it's just string. 83 00:08:53,251 --> 00:08:56,862 Sounds harmless. That's settled! Okay, back to the brawl! 84 00:08:56,923 --> 00:09:00,193 Keep an eye on that construction site for me. You never know. 85 00:09:00,225 --> 00:09:04,836 - Ah! Hey! We're trying to talk, here! - Try talking to this! 86 00:09:16,296 --> 00:09:18,649 I will not tolerate barbarians with moustaches getting in the way 87 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:21,221 - of Caesar's plan! - Don't say I didn't warn you, Architect. 88 00:09:21,249 --> 00:09:23,227 The Gauls don't like us messing with their forest. 89 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:24,328 Their forest? 90 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:26,429 Will you please stop fidgeting? Keep still! 91 00:09:26,455 --> 00:09:29,199 Where in Juno's name do they think they are? 92 00:09:29,259 --> 00:09:31,436 They think they're at home. That's the problem. 93 00:09:31,461 --> 00:09:35,512 Oh, yeah? Well, make way for civilization! We are gonna deforest their forest! 94 00:09:35,544 --> 00:09:37,431 Ha! You'll have to de-Gaul it first. 95 00:09:37,497 --> 00:09:40,232 That's the mission Caesar gave you, and I plan to make sure... 96 00:09:40,285 --> 00:09:42,285 Ave, Centurion! 97 00:09:42,347 --> 00:09:43,899 What is it, Givusabonus? 98 00:09:43,953 --> 00:09:46,511 The slaves demand we give them work, they're bored. 99 00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:51,411 This operation is temporarily suspended while we attempt to secure the site! 100 00:09:51,997 --> 00:09:53,531 - Say what? - What part didn't you get? 101 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:54,304 Not a word. 102 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:55,524 Yeah, well, never mind. 103 00:09:56,637 --> 00:10:00,691 Now look, the only way to avoid the Gauls is to work nights. 104 00:10:00,724 --> 00:10:02,729 Work nights? Really? Ridiculous. 105 00:10:02,790 --> 00:10:04,967 Yeah, well, so is your bandage. 106 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:18,535 Centurion, pardon me, but my colleagues and I were wondering... 107 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:19,535 Should we... 108 00:10:19,555 --> 00:10:23,148 Unbelievable. How many times do I have to tell you to wait for my signal? 109 00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,928 And what is the signal again? 110 00:10:24,948 --> 00:10:27,332 "What's the signal again?" For the 30th time, 111 00:10:27,356 --> 00:10:30,200 - it's when I raise my arm. - Absolutely. 112 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:41,146 - Just do it, for Jupiter's sake! - Shh! 113 00:10:41,206 --> 00:10:44,579 - Just do it, for Jupiter's sake... - I can't until my scouts report back. 114 00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:47,653 Centurion, the soldiers and I think you and the neurotic architect 115 00:10:47,912 --> 00:10:49,990 need to pipe down or you'll wake the Gauls. 116 00:10:50,015 --> 00:10:52,394 Get back to the ranks! 117 00:11:03,999 --> 00:11:06,139 - What do you think you're doing? - You raised your arm. 118 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,838 - I did not! - Yes, you did, which is why, whack! 119 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:10,275 I gave the order. 120 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:11,880 Ave, Centurion! Recon reporting! 121 00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:13,912 - Wait, where were you two? - Right here. 122 00:11:13,942 --> 00:11:15,921 Here? How can you recon here? 123 00:11:15,946 --> 00:11:17,666 We didn't want to stray too far because... 124 00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:19,726 - I didn't catch that. - Because of what? 125 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,828 - The Gauls! - The... the Gauls? 126 00:11:21,886 --> 00:11:25,156 Sound the retreat! 127 00:11:28,826 --> 00:11:31,829 Ave, Centurion! 128 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:34,209 Get your butts back here, you boneheads! 129 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,011 But... 130 00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:54,996 Idéfix? Ooh! 131 00:11:55,491 --> 00:11:59,335 - Again? What's going on this time? - Hmm? 132 00:12:00,497 --> 00:12:02,336 It's the Romans again. 133 00:12:09,339 --> 00:12:12,482 There, Idéfix, everything's back to normal! 134 00:12:24,088 --> 00:12:27,132 Okay, for those of you who have pudding for brains... 135 00:12:27,158 --> 00:12:27,979 Now listen up! 136 00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:30,386 If you think you can knock down one tree per night 137 00:12:30,419 --> 00:12:32,732 and then sit around growing toe fungus... 138 00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:33,879 - Present! - Zip it, Tofungus! 139 00:12:33,893 --> 00:12:37,277 - Move it, don't stand there like mushrooms! - Where's the tree we uprooted last night? 140 00:12:37,304 --> 00:12:40,913 I have some rather bad news, I'm afraid. It's no longer uprooted. 141 00:12:40,975 --> 00:12:43,380 - It's what now? - The tree, it's been replanted. 142 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:47,018 - You mean figuratively? - No, no, no... 143 00:12:47,048 --> 00:12:50,520 Replanted as in... replanted. Look. 144 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,393 No, this can't be happening! 145 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:54,828 Is this some sort of sick joke?! 146 00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:57,332 Centurion, the psycho architect is making a racket again! 147 00:12:57,392 --> 00:12:58,396 Silence! 148 00:12:58,428 --> 00:13:01,133 That's it, we're out of here, there's no fighting sorcery. 149 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:03,205 - Oh no, that tree is coming down. - Again? 150 00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:06,050 Yes, again, and we're taking it back to camp so no one replants it! 151 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:09,864 Uprooting trees is part of our contract. On that, we agree. 152 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,317 - But their transport... - Now look here! You're slaves! 153 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:15,314 Just do as you're told and keep your mouths shut!!! 154 00:13:15,347 --> 00:13:17,815 Centurion, you're the one making a racket! 155 00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:19,859 You too, zip it! And you, start pulling! 156 00:13:21,288 --> 00:13:26,299 - Good thing I didn't bring Idéfix. - Oh, druid, what are we going to do? 157 00:13:26,359 --> 00:13:29,565 I may have a little trick up my sleeve. 158 00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:38,508 So that's it? That's your trick? 159 00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:43,215 Those acorns are nuts! 160 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:46,348 Isn't it amazing, Obélix, how fast those trees grew? 161 00:13:46,382 --> 00:13:48,923 I don't really know. How fast do trees usually grow? 162 00:13:51,255 --> 00:13:54,198 I've got some more, um... not such good news. 163 00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:03,569 I do admit it can seem demoralizing at first glance. 164 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:10,510 Let's focus on the positive. 165 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:13,184 Our motivation is intact, and that's what matters. 166 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:24,362 So far, there's been no talk of giving up, and for that, we can congratulate ourselves. 167 00:14:31,599 --> 00:14:34,204 Chew before you swallow, Obélix! 168 00:14:34,235 --> 00:14:38,180 Why? What for? Hey, there's one last acorn in my pocket! 169 00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:40,244 Obélix, don't! Not in my... 170 00:14:41,744 --> 00:14:46,018 Obélix, you're gonna pull that tree out of the ground this instant! 171 00:14:46,050 --> 00:14:49,456 Nope, sorry, I couldn't do that to Idéfix. 172 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,098 So, if I understand correctly, 173 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:58,361 not only are the Mansions of the Gods nowhere close to being built... 174 00:14:58,396 --> 00:15:01,567 Now, you tell me the Romans refuse to live there? 175 00:15:01,599 --> 00:15:03,377 We haven't encountered much enthusiasm. 176 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:06,273 Our fellow citizens are somewhat reluctant to emigrate to Brittany. 177 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:09,613 That's it! If we could only build the Mansions right outside Rome, 178 00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:11,436 they wouldn't be so far from home. 179 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:15,710 Find a solution, you incompetent fools, or I'll feed you to the lions in the arena! 180 00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:20,559 Now that would amuse the Roman citizens and it's right here in Rome! 181 00:15:22,290 --> 00:15:24,532 The arena... 182 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:28,706 - What an excellent idea, O Caesar. - Hmm? 183 00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:37,712 "Ha! Ha! You nasty wretch, I'll tear your guts out!" 184 00:15:37,773 --> 00:15:40,380 "Hercules, help me! Oh, help me, Hercules!" 185 00:15:40,409 --> 00:15:44,282 "Ta-da-da! It is I, Hercules! You'll pay for this, evil Trojan! 186 00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:46,255 I'll squash you like a cockroach!" 187 00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:51,222 Ah, Mischiefus, mind sparing us the bloodshed, the carnage, the massacre? 188 00:15:51,289 --> 00:15:55,034 - He's having fun! Leave him alone! - Fun? It's insanely violent! 189 00:15:55,061 --> 00:15:56,737 Where does he get it from, anyway? 190 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:10,716 Should we do a double lock, or go for a triple? 191 00:16:10,778 --> 00:16:11,717 Double. 192 00:16:11,779 --> 00:16:14,449 By the way, how's your neck? Still stiff? 193 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:16,624 A little. I need to avoid sudden movements. 194 00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,154 - Ready for the viper slam? - Ready. 195 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:27,634 - Man, that viper slam is the worst. Ugh! - Well, I guess this is it, buddy. 196 00:16:29,566 --> 00:16:32,170 Be a pal, will ya? Try to make it a nice, clean kill. 197 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,711 Ah, wouldn't you know it, commercial. 198 00:16:37,774 --> 00:16:41,060 Is it too much to ask to get a decent slaying around here? 199 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,725 Yeah, tell me about it. 200 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,756 Romans, citizens, 201 00:16:44,784 --> 00:16:46,286 you had enough? 202 00:16:46,318 --> 00:16:50,427 Enough of Rome and its polluted air and filth? 203 00:16:50,454 --> 00:16:53,599 Enough of the stench, the noise, the stress, the traffic? 204 00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:55,162 Eh, not really, no. 205 00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:59,133 Now, you can leave it all behind and start fresh in a haven of tranquillity! 206 00:16:59,164 --> 00:17:01,544 This brand new oasis of greenery awaits you! 207 00:17:01,635 --> 00:17:03,813 Just three weeks away from central Rome! 208 00:17:03,838 --> 00:17:06,744 Today, the divine Caesar will grant one of you 209 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:12,588 the opportunity to win an apartment in the luxurious Mansions of the Gods! 210 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:19,292 Please find an informational tablet at your feet. 211 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:24,261 - Ah! It looks like paradise! - Yeah, but it's in Brittany. 212 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,674 - Where's Brittany again? - Wherever it is, it's far. 213 00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:30,337 Now, let the grand lottery begin! 214 00:17:46,552 --> 00:17:49,595 The lucky winner is... 215 00:17:50,157 --> 00:17:54,630 the person who now holds the informational tablet number... 216 00:17:56,464 --> 00:17:57,437 Two! 217 00:17:58,932 --> 00:18:01,876 That... that's you! You won! Raise your hand! Stand up! 218 00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:06,246 - Shh! I don't want to go to Brittany! - You don't even know where it is! 219 00:18:06,308 --> 00:18:08,250 Well? Who has lucky number two? 220 00:18:08,312 --> 00:18:11,315 We do! We do! He's here! Here's the winner! 221 00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:13,287 What have we won, a gladiator? 222 00:18:13,288 --> 00:18:17,430 Give him a big hand as he makes his way down to the arena! 223 00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:22,800 Oh! See how handsome your father looks? 224 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:25,433 - He's like a Greek god! - Well done! 225 00:18:25,463 --> 00:18:27,768 Congratulations! 226 00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:30,706 Now smile... Hold up the number and smile. 227 00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:34,945 Um... 228 00:18:34,974 --> 00:18:36,915 - Where exactly is Brittany? - In Gaul. 229 00:18:36,976 --> 00:18:39,480 Oh, right. That's quite a way, huh? 230 00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:41,683 And, uh, what if I refuse to leave? 231 00:18:41,748 --> 00:18:45,421 You stay here and we feed you to the lions. 232 00:18:45,878 --> 00:18:49,485 Then again, I always say a little fresh air can't hurt! 233 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:01,942 Well, well... 234 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:06,446 Yes, indeed, I gotta admit, Roman architecture is mighty impressive. 235 00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,856 So that's the entrance hall, I take it? 236 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:14,920 Okay, that's it, we're done here, so just go back to Rome 237 00:19:14,985 --> 00:19:17,728 and tell the big kahuna that this party is over. 238 00:19:17,754 --> 00:19:19,232 Never, you hear me? Never! 239 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:23,736 Caesar entrusted me with a mission and I fully intend to see it through to the end, 240 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:26,540 even if it means working the slaves to death! 241 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,639 He's going to work the slaves to death? 242 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,276 Well, if we keep replanting trees, that's what'll happen. 243 00:19:33,307 --> 00:19:37,480 - What can we do about it, Panoramix? - We can think. 244 00:19:43,336 --> 00:19:45,854 I have an idea, but I already know you won't like it. 245 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:47,860 We can thrash 'em, give the Romans a licking! 246 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:49,596 That's it! That was my idea! 247 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,398 I may have a plan to protect the slaves, 248 00:19:52,428 --> 00:19:56,301 a plan that would indeed require a thrashing, but just a little one. 249 00:19:56,365 --> 00:19:59,537 A little thrashing? ls there such a thing? 250 00:20:00,569 --> 00:20:01,808 Rock, paper, scissors! 251 00:20:02,507 --> 00:20:03,744 Rock, paper, scissors! 252 00:20:05,810 --> 00:20:08,781 Excuse me, we're looking for the slave camp, please. 253 00:20:09,815 --> 00:20:10,789 Hello! 254 00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:14,623 You would not believe what a good mood I'm in! 255 00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:40,659 Well, I guess it's this way. 256 00:20:54,498 --> 00:20:55,938 We brought you a present. 257 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,380 Our druid made you a batch of our magic potion. 258 00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,481 Shouldn't we taste it first, just to be sure? 259 00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:05,476 No, not you! It'll give you the superhuman strength to escape. You're free. 260 00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:10,153 Uh... first, allow me to say how grateful I am, but is running away a solution? 261 00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,491 Excuse me? 262 00:21:11,516 --> 00:21:13,823 You talk of escape, but isn't running away... 263 00:21:13,852 --> 00:21:16,494 And I admit to playing devil's advocate here. 264 00:21:16,521 --> 00:21:18,041 Isn't it just another form of slavery? 265 00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:21,000 Well, I would say it's more like a first step towards freedom... 266 00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:23,498 And yet, there's no escape without oppression. 267 00:21:23,531 --> 00:21:25,671 I'm teasing a bit, but admit there's room for debate. 268 00:21:25,699 --> 00:21:27,742 I'm not here to debate, just to bring the potion. 269 00:21:27,768 --> 00:21:29,947 And I appreciate it, but going back to the notion... 270 00:21:30,005 --> 00:21:31,851 Just take that darn potion, already, will ya? 271 00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:33,576 Absolutely, absolutely. 272 00:21:36,977 --> 00:21:38,958 Hmm! 273 00:21:42,184 --> 00:21:43,589 What just happened? 274 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:46,991 Our friendly neighbours the Gauls just popped into say hello. 275 00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,250 Now don't you start making trouble! 276 00:21:57,335 --> 00:21:58,573 Ouch... 277 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:10,756 Okay, starting today, we are to receive the same salary as the legionnaires. 278 00:22:10,784 --> 00:22:13,754 - We want paid holidays, two daily meals... - Tres. 279 00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:14,962 - Come again? - Three. 280 00:22:14,988 --> 00:22:17,167 Oh, okay, make that three daily meals. 281 00:22:17,191 --> 00:22:18,595 - Is that it? - Not quite. 282 00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:22,800 Once we're finished building the Mansions of the Gods, we want to be emancipated. 283 00:22:22,831 --> 00:22:24,571 - Emancipated? - It means free. 284 00:22:24,633 --> 00:22:25,809 Ah! Si, Si! 285 00:22:25,835 --> 00:22:28,676 What's more, once it's built, we each get an apartment in the building. 286 00:22:28,704 --> 00:22:31,050 - That's just... an extra bonus. - Present! 287 00:22:32,775 --> 00:22:36,183 - But you can't accept! - Yes... I think it would be wise. 288 00:22:36,212 --> 00:22:37,715 Done deal. 289 00:23:10,884 --> 00:23:16,826 Well, well! Yes, indeed, I got to admit, Roman architecture is mighty impressive. 290 00:23:16,891 --> 00:23:19,096 - A fine piece of work. - Now, what do you want? 291 00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:22,600 Well, Centurion, there seems to be a rumour going around 292 00:23:22,633 --> 00:23:25,839 that the slaves get the exact same salary we do. 293 00:23:25,868 --> 00:23:29,714 I assume that you'll confirm it's hog... 294 00:23:30,781 --> 00:23:32,502 - I saw it first! - No, you didn't! 295 00:23:32,548 --> 00:23:34,555 - It's mine! - Mine! Mine! 296 00:23:54,987 --> 00:23:56,464 Just what do you think you're doing? 297 00:23:56,496 --> 00:23:59,101 We gave you the magic potion to help you run away! 298 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:01,576 Well, we discussed it at length and came to the conclusion 299 00:24:01,609 --> 00:24:05,795 that "runaway slave" is not exactly the most rewarding career path for now. 300 00:24:05,815 --> 00:24:08,162 For Toutatis' sake, what more do you want? 301 00:24:08,182 --> 00:24:09,422 It's quite simple, really: 302 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,456 to become free Roman citizens. 303 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:14,457 But for that to happen, we need to finish this building. 304 00:24:14,490 --> 00:24:17,459 We're not gonna let you destroy our forest! This has gone on long enough! 305 00:24:17,492 --> 00:24:18,694 We'll be back! 306 00:24:18,726 --> 00:24:21,398 And if you're not gone, we'll turn that building into dust! 307 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,952 Did everyone take a nice big swig? 308 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:38,284 No. 309 00:24:38,317 --> 00:24:41,761 Now silence, it's time for my speech. 310 00:24:41,787 --> 00:24:44,457 You don't even know who it is we're thrashing! 311 00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:46,630 - A bug's a bug! - Who cares! 312 00:24:46,659 --> 00:24:49,329 We're not gonna thrash anyone! We're gonna demolish a building... 313 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,868 Demolish everything in sight! That's all we need to know! 314 00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:55,711 What he said! 315 00:25:22,567 --> 00:25:25,837 - Group 45, come this way! - What happened to 44? 316 00:25:25,868 --> 00:25:28,338 44 is Entrance C. 317 00:25:28,706 --> 00:25:30,009 Civilians... 318 00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:34,013 Oh, look, a little costumed entertainment while we wait in line! 319 00:25:34,014 --> 00:25:36,318 Eh... I would've preferred a light refreshment. 320 00:25:36,882 --> 00:25:38,484 Marcus, sweetie... 321 00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:41,721 Come along, now. 322 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:48,696 - Can... we knock the big house down, now? - No. 323 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:51,467 - Fine, then. How about one little column? - No. 324 00:25:51,498 --> 00:25:54,670 - Well, can lat least smash that cart? - No! 325 00:25:54,703 --> 00:25:58,512 Mind telling me what's the use of Romans if we can't hurt them at all? 326 00:26:04,126 --> 00:26:06,970 Come on, lads, let's go back home. 327 00:26:17,628 --> 00:26:19,705 No, I need to see the deed to the property. 328 00:26:19,764 --> 00:26:22,470 For the third time, it's the only deed I have! 329 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,670 It was given to us by Caesar himself! Isn't that good enough? 330 00:26:25,703 --> 00:26:26,906 - It's simple, Anomalus. - Anonymus. 331 00:26:26,973 --> 00:26:29,677 - Anonymus. I can't allow... - Still! 332 00:26:29,706 --> 00:26:34,519 - Stop moving around, or I'll be here forever! - What's taking so long, for Vesta's sake? 333 00:26:34,546 --> 00:26:36,389 Rome wasn't built in a day! 334 00:26:36,417 --> 00:26:38,018 Same goes for mosaics. 335 00:26:41,722 --> 00:26:43,663 - That is one sloppy mosaic. - Come again? 336 00:26:43,725 --> 00:26:46,394 The tiles are uneven and the cement is really not thick enough. 337 00:26:46,426 --> 00:26:47,804 It's not a good time for this! 338 00:26:47,829 --> 00:26:49,568 - My mosaic is perfect, Asparagus. - Anonymus. 339 00:26:49,598 --> 00:26:51,538 Anonymus. It's simple: no deed, no apartment. 340 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,040 Have a good day. Next! 341 00:26:53,102 --> 00:26:56,144 - Come on! It took us a month to get here! - Look, Caesar himself... 342 00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:59,516 Come back with the required documents and I'll reconsider your request. Next! 343 00:27:05,016 --> 00:27:07,021 Come on, get lost, I'm busy. 344 00:27:17,829 --> 00:27:20,801 - Pew, pew, pew! - Lost in Brittany with nowhere to go. 345 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:22,673 What if we run into Gauls? 346 00:27:22,734 --> 00:27:25,604 Let's hope not. I'd have to fight, and I hate fighting. 347 00:27:25,638 --> 00:27:27,118 "Hercules will crush you to pieces! 348 00:27:27,142 --> 00:27:31,486 Look, ha, ha! He can lift a column with his little finger! Ta-na-na!" 349 00:27:56,707 --> 00:27:59,713 Am I allowed to play with the little doggy? 350 00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:04,182 Why sure! He's very good at fetching sticks, you know! 351 00:28:04,215 --> 00:28:06,092 Right, Idéfix? 352 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:10,224 I've been trying to teach him to fetch standing stones, but no luck yet. 353 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,633 Go on, Idéfix! Fetch! 354 00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:19,968 Wow! Hercules! 355 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:23,676 - We have the worst luck. - You said it. What's gonna hit us next? 356 00:28:27,434 --> 00:28:28,785 Mom! Dad! 357 00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:32,280 - I found Hercules! - Hercules? Where? 358 00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,019 - Mischiefus! - Let the boy go! 359 00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,052 Let's settle this man to man! 360 00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:43,730 - Say it, everyone! Yes, we can! - No, we can't! 361 00:28:43,759 --> 00:28:47,907 - Huh? Okay, so we can't thrash the Romans... - The soup's getting cold! 362 00:28:47,932 --> 00:28:50,035 Just a minute, sugar bun, be right there! 363 00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:53,538 Like I said, we can't wallop the Romans, but there's things we can do, right? 364 00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:56,574 We drank the magic potion for nothing! 365 00:28:56,607 --> 00:28:57,746 I'm warning you. 366 00:28:57,775 --> 00:29:00,153 If I run into a Roman civilian in the forest, 367 00:29:00,177 --> 00:29:02,647 I'll give him the dirtiest look of his life! 368 00:29:02,648 --> 00:29:05,792 I'm warning you! If a Roman civilian is lost, I'll give him directions, 369 00:29:05,819 --> 00:29:08,224 but I won't care if he goes the wrong way! 370 00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:11,831 And I'm warning you! If a Roman offers to help carry my basket, 371 00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:14,901 I'll say thank you, but I won't mean it at all! 372 00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:23,038 These are my pals. They have nowhere to go. 373 00:29:23,069 --> 00:29:25,113 Something about a missing whatchamacallit? 374 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:28,612 Well, that takes the cake. The last time a Roman set foot here, I wasn't born! 375 00:29:28,645 --> 00:29:32,187 I refuse to let Romans set one foot in our village. Civilians are not... 376 00:29:32,281 --> 00:29:36,329 I don't know about you, but it's starting to feel a little bit like an invasion to me. 377 00:29:36,519 --> 00:29:39,626 Invaders! We're under attack! 378 00:29:40,290 --> 00:29:43,198 Invaders? What are you talking about? It's a lost family. 379 00:29:43,227 --> 00:29:45,997 - But sugar plum... - A family is a family. 380 00:29:46,031 --> 00:29:49,538 That poor child must be starving. I won't have it. 381 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:52,209 Come and have some... lukewarm soup. 382 00:29:52,236 --> 00:29:54,578 Pay no attention to those big brutes. 383 00:29:54,579 --> 00:29:56,250 Sit down. 384 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:06,755 Astérix, village warrior. 385 00:30:06,788 --> 00:30:08,064 Anonymus, mosaic artist. 386 00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:11,960 I'd put you up, but my house had a run-in with an acorn. 387 00:30:11,992 --> 00:30:14,900 - A very naughty acorn. - Obélix will sort everything out for you. 388 00:30:14,962 --> 00:30:16,704 Hmm... 389 00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:24,238 - Okay, so what do we do now? - Do about what? 390 00:30:24,271 --> 00:30:26,652 About the Mansions of the Gods, the Roman invasion. 391 00:30:26,709 --> 00:30:28,385 We can't sit here and do nothing! 392 00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,419 In the meantime, more buildings are going up, 393 00:30:30,614 --> 00:30:32,919 which means more Romans are on their way. 394 00:30:32,949 --> 00:30:38,664 Right. We have to find a way to get rid of the civilians without thrashing them. 395 00:30:44,797 --> 00:30:47,074 It's time, let's do it. Obélix! 396 00:30:57,177 --> 00:30:59,783 So I raise my horn and toast to your new life 397 00:30:59,846 --> 00:31:01,221 at the Mansions of the Gods. 398 00:31:04,285 --> 00:31:07,092 That's more like it. Finally, the famous Brittany rain. 399 00:31:07,121 --> 00:31:10,193 When I think that back in Rome, it's stifling hot. 400 00:31:20,322 --> 00:31:21,595 - Ave. - 'Morning. 401 00:31:21,643 --> 00:31:22,746 'Morning. 402 00:31:23,974 --> 00:31:28,120 Get your fish fresh as the morning dew! 403 00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:30,056 How much is your mackerel, sir? 404 00:31:30,081 --> 00:31:31,383 - Uh... 1 sesterce? - 1 sesterce? 405 00:31:31,415 --> 00:31:34,258 In Rome, they charge 5, and it's not as fresh. 406 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:38,432 5?! Not here, no, no, no... Here, it's... 1... 407 00:31:38,657 --> 00:31:41,427 Maybe because we're right by the sea! 408 00:31:41,459 --> 00:31:43,249 Well, in Rome, aren't we right by the sea? 409 00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,223 In Rome, we're by the sea, but it's dirty. 410 00:31:45,298 --> 00:31:47,302 - I'll take three. - Yes! 411 00:31:52,805 --> 00:31:55,375 Hmm! You proud of yourself? 412 00:31:55,475 --> 00:31:57,151 What? I should've refused to sell the Romans? 413 00:31:57,176 --> 00:31:59,381 You want me to starve the poor kid? Is that it? 414 00:31:59,447 --> 00:32:01,752 Do you realize, if you were in Rome, 415 00:32:01,782 --> 00:32:04,251 you could sell those fish for 5 sesterces apiece? 416 00:32:04,285 --> 00:32:07,794 If you were in Rome, we'd be rid of that toxic stench. 417 00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:14,434 Incomplete. Denied. Next! 418 00:32:19,503 --> 00:32:23,112 - What's going on out there? - I don't know, it's too dark! 419 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:25,846 - What's going on? Do you know? - No, can't see a thing! 420 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:31,425 Oh, well, let's get some sleep, we might as well. 421 00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:34,086 Nothing could ever be worse than Rome! 422 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:37,361 At least here, we've got the Brittany rain to cool us off! 423 00:32:38,408 --> 00:32:39,101 Ave. 424 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,166 - 'Morning. - 'Morning. 425 00:32:41,228 --> 00:32:47,168 Step right up! Mansions of the Gods special offer, 4 sesterces a mackerel! 4! 426 00:32:47,234 --> 00:32:48,838 Cheaper than Rome! 427 00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:50,947 Oh, that knick-knack is divine! 428 00:32:50,972 --> 00:32:53,979 Well, it's no ordinary knick-knack. 429 00:32:54,008 --> 00:32:58,819 It happens to be an authentic shield who belonged to Vercingetorix himself. 430 00:32:58,847 --> 00:33:02,256 Hey! How much junk do you make a week that belonged to Vercingetorix himself? 431 00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:05,928 Your fish is about as fresh as a mummy in a tomb! 432 00:33:07,856 --> 00:33:09,363 File incomplete! 433 00:33:09,394 --> 00:33:11,070 Denied! Next! 434 00:33:18,708 --> 00:33:20,708 What's going on, do you know? 435 00:33:20,787 --> 00:33:22,810 I don't know, it's too dark. 436 00:33:22,841 --> 00:33:25,510 Oh, well, let's get some sleep, we might as well. 437 00:33:25,544 --> 00:33:28,113 Anyway, nothing could ever be worse than Rome. 438 00:33:28,146 --> 00:33:30,353 And we've got the rain to cool us off, at least! 439 00:33:32,457 --> 00:33:33,123 Ave. 440 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:34,721 'Morning. 441 00:33:38,524 --> 00:33:39,484 How much do you want? 442 00:33:39,526 --> 00:33:42,435 Mansions of the Gods special: 40 sesterces. 443 00:33:42,531 --> 00:33:44,470 If that piece of junk had belonged to Vercingetorix, 444 00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:46,436 it'd be worth at least triple, you Knucklehead! 445 00:33:46,468 --> 00:33:48,910 First of all, I charge what I want! 446 00:33:48,937 --> 00:33:51,444 And second of all, what's 40 times three again? 447 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:55,052 120. And at that price, a bargain! 448 00:33:55,112 --> 00:33:56,186 Ah! Unbelievable! 449 00:33:56,212 --> 00:33:59,220 Just say that fish of yours belonged to Vercingetorix, 450 00:33:59,314 --> 00:34:01,320 'cause it sure smells like him! 451 00:34:05,021 --> 00:34:07,026 Bravo! 452 00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:09,863 Next, please! 453 00:34:14,532 --> 00:34:18,041 We got it! We got it! We got it! 454 00:34:19,872 --> 00:34:23,144 Mansions of the Gods, here we come! 455 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,464 Good day, good day. 456 00:34:33,517 --> 00:34:35,330 Oh, my! Ha, ha! Good day. 457 00:34:37,004 --> 00:34:38,321 My pleasure. 458 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,453 Nice work, boys, well done. 459 00:34:40,506 --> 00:34:43,726 Impressive, Anglaigus. Very impressive. 460 00:34:43,753 --> 00:34:45,000 And you finished on schedule. 461 00:34:45,034 --> 00:34:47,276 Well, it wasn't all smooth sailing, Senator. 462 00:34:47,303 --> 00:34:50,146 He's showing off now, but you should've seen his face last week. 463 00:34:50,207 --> 00:34:53,249 - Boy, did he get his toga in a twist! - You done yet? 464 00:34:53,275 --> 00:34:55,326 - Centurion? - No, no, not now, later. 465 00:34:55,346 --> 00:34:58,546 - Except that later, the Senator will be gone. - What is it? 466 00:34:58,586 --> 00:35:01,326 It's just that... I promised to free them, but it's not really in my power. 467 00:35:01,352 --> 00:35:03,841 You actually promised the slaves you'd set them free? 468 00:35:03,861 --> 00:35:07,421 And he paid them! And he gave each one an apartment in the Mansions of the Gods! 469 00:35:07,444 --> 00:35:10,521 - What? - What can I say? I hate conflict. 470 00:35:11,112 --> 00:35:12,481 Leave it to me. 471 00:35:15,828 --> 00:35:17,587 Slaves! 472 00:35:17,628 --> 00:35:21,214 By the powers vested in me by Caesar, the Senate, the people of Rome and whatnot, 473 00:35:21,242 --> 00:35:25,149 I, Senator Caius Habius Prospectus, badabing, set you free. 474 00:35:25,212 --> 00:35:27,416 - We're free now? For real? - Yes. 475 00:35:28,515 --> 00:35:30,620 Wonderful! We really appreciate it, don't we? 476 00:35:30,652 --> 00:35:34,527 Great! Oh, may I remind you to hand in the keys to your apartments? 477 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:38,299 But we were under the impression they'd been given to us. 478 00:35:38,327 --> 00:35:41,034 When you were still slaves. But alas, no more. 479 00:35:41,064 --> 00:35:44,336 Now, you have to pay rent. It costs 15 sesterces a week... 480 00:35:44,368 --> 00:35:45,506 - 15 sesterces? - Mm-hmm. 481 00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,377 - That's a hefty sum. - But the good news is, 482 00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:50,679 it just so happens we have positions currently available in construction. 483 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,379 The salary is... 15 sesterces per week. 484 00:35:53,412 --> 00:35:56,618 - Do you accept? - It's an... interesting proposition... 485 00:35:56,646 --> 00:35:58,854 Done! You're hired! 486 00:35:58,921 --> 00:36:02,581 Um... Anglaigus, shouldn't your workers be working? 487 00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,028 Enough loafing around! 488 00:36:04,090 --> 00:36:07,198 What do you lazy bums think Caesar pays you for? 489 00:36:07,259 --> 00:36:10,167 Get your butts back to the construction site and get to work! 490 00:36:10,197 --> 00:36:13,131 I call that slavery. 491 00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:16,506 Hmm... I have to admit, you're very effective. 492 00:36:16,538 --> 00:36:19,207 No... I am a senator. 493 00:36:21,743 --> 00:36:25,051 Step right up! Brand new antiques! 10% off! 494 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,149 If it's ancient you want, come to the expert, ladies! 495 00:36:28,216 --> 00:36:30,595 A father and son business since Vercingetorix! 496 00:36:30,618 --> 00:36:33,162 7 sesterces a mackerel! 7! 497 00:36:33,256 --> 00:36:36,363 6-99 sesterces a mackerel! 6.99 sesterces! 498 00:36:38,261 --> 00:36:40,367 Buy three mackerels, get three free! 499 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:43,137 That's... six mackerels for a total of... I don't know anymore! 500 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:46,176 No, it's my shield! The answer is no! It's not for sale! 501 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:47,307 Even for 400 sesterces? 502 00:36:47,337 --> 00:36:50,547 Is it a gift? I'll wrap it for ya. Right this way. 503 00:36:50,577 --> 00:36:53,518 Don't forget your change! As usual, the lemons are free! 504 00:36:53,545 --> 00:36:56,689 - Enjoy! - Thanks. I hope they're organic... 505 00:36:56,716 --> 00:37:00,425 - Give us a couple of fish, will ya? - That's a first. You eat fish, now? 506 00:37:00,453 --> 00:37:05,918 We're forced to. There's not a wild boar left in the forest, thanks to this nonsense. 507 00:37:05,972 --> 00:37:08,938 - That'll be 14 sesterces. - What? You're joking! 508 00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:11,805 My poor Astérix, you know it breaks my heart to raise my prices. 509 00:37:11,865 --> 00:37:14,071 That said, we're barely more expensive than Rome. 510 00:37:14,103 --> 00:37:16,181 That's outrageous! Drop your price this instant! 511 00:37:16,238 --> 00:37:17,841 Drop my price? What for? 512 00:37:17,939 --> 00:37:21,247 Even at 7 sesterces, my mackerel is selling like hot antiques! 513 00:37:22,410 --> 00:37:24,083 I'll take one. 514 00:37:24,105 --> 00:37:26,512 - One mackerel for two? - That's right. 515 00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:35,432 And the fish, we just leave it? 'Cause we really have nothing left to eat. 516 00:37:35,693 --> 00:37:37,697 It's none of my business, but... 517 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:47,942 Have you all totally lost your minds? 518 00:37:47,972 --> 00:37:50,914 The great Astérix won't let us harm civilians. 519 00:37:50,943 --> 00:37:53,350 And then when we welcome them, he makes us... 520 00:37:53,412 --> 00:37:55,489 It's insanity! 7 sesterces for a mackerel? 521 00:37:55,749 --> 00:37:58,957 You need to stop this nonsense now and start helping us! 522 00:37:59,018 --> 00:38:00,320 Help you do what, for Gaul's sake? 523 00:38:00,354 --> 00:38:03,157 Help us find a way to make the Romans go back to Rome 524 00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:05,361 so we can demolish the Mansions of the Gods! 525 00:38:06,494 --> 00:38:10,439 That's right! And to demolish the Mansions of the Gods, they need to be empty! 526 00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:11,837 But... they're our customers. 527 00:38:11,866 --> 00:38:14,109 Romans are the future of the antiques business. 528 00:38:14,170 --> 00:38:17,413 Oh, come on, Astérix, what's the harm in boosting business a little? 529 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,983 The harm is that you all turned into avaricious morons! 530 00:38:21,076 --> 00:38:23,917 Not true! We were already morons way before the Romans came! 531 00:38:23,918 --> 00:38:27,323 That's right! And we can't be avaricious, we don't know what it means. 532 00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:31,822 If that's how you feel about it, I won't bother you any longer. 533 00:38:31,855 --> 00:38:32,993 Oh, good. 534 00:38:33,022 --> 00:38:35,366 Because I'm moving to the Mansions of the Gods! 535 00:38:35,395 --> 00:38:37,335 - What? - I'm moving, too. 536 00:38:37,362 --> 00:38:38,215 And so am I. 537 00:38:38,262 --> 00:38:43,175 I refuse to stay a second longer in a village I don't recognize anymore! 538 00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:51,050 Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you think this might be an ideal time 539 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:52,989 for a farewell song? 540 00:38:57,019 --> 00:39:00,125 In that case, goodbye! I'm off to the Mansions of the Gods! 541 00:39:00,154 --> 00:39:02,997 Unlike you, Romans appreciate artists. And I'll tell you this... 542 00:39:03,023 --> 00:39:05,832 Assurancetourix? Come now or never. 543 00:39:05,861 --> 00:39:08,330 In short, I'm outraged! 544 00:39:23,813 --> 00:39:26,157 - Roman, we want an apartment. - An apartment? 545 00:39:26,218 --> 00:39:28,394 Look, just leave, I don't want a scene. 546 00:39:28,419 --> 00:39:30,826 There won't be a scene, we just want an apartment. 547 00:39:30,855 --> 00:39:32,944 I'm afraid that's... impossible. 548 00:39:32,991 --> 00:39:37,104 Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello! 549 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:39,136 Welcome to the Mansions of the Gods! 550 00:39:39,165 --> 00:39:41,834 - It is with great pleasure... - What? 551 00:39:44,370 --> 00:39:47,177 Anglaigus, you're even more stupid than you look. 552 00:39:47,206 --> 00:39:51,180 We... we can't have Gauls living here. What will Caesar say? 553 00:39:52,514 --> 00:39:55,958 What will Caesar say if he finds out Gauls want to live like Romans? 554 00:39:56,052 --> 00:39:59,122 What will Caesar say if he finds out those fools deserted their village? 555 00:39:59,154 --> 00:40:01,561 - Huh? - What will Caesar say when he realizes 556 00:40:01,592 --> 00:40:04,197 his plan is working much better than expected? 557 00:40:04,260 --> 00:40:07,632 - It's just, there's no more room left. - Make room, then. 558 00:40:07,865 --> 00:40:10,005 Okay, no problem! 559 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,040 I'm sure we can arrange that. 560 00:40:12,134 --> 00:40:15,506 Yeah, well you better watch out! Hercules is on the way! 561 00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,511 All moved in. At long last, we have a home. 562 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:20,520 There! Barn! Take that! 563 00:40:20,546 --> 00:40:21,921 Come right in! 564 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:37,504 - Well, what do we do now? - Any ideas, Astérix? 565 00:40:37,530 --> 00:40:39,936 Not yet. I'll have to sleep on it. 566 00:40:42,204 --> 00:40:45,572 This house is a little strange. It's square like a box. 567 00:40:45,638 --> 00:40:47,346 It's called an apartment, Obélix. 568 00:40:47,376 --> 00:40:50,517 If only we knew which box Mischiefus and his parents were in, 569 00:40:50,545 --> 00:40:52,387 we could drop in and say hello. 570 00:41:02,659 --> 00:41:05,264 Splendid. 571 00:41:05,294 --> 00:41:09,442 Splendid, indeed. The poison is starting to spread. 572 00:41:10,387 --> 00:41:13,012 It's time to strike! Spread the word in Brittany. 573 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,208 Tell each and every Gaul rebel 574 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:19,317 that a luxury apartment awaits them at the Mansions of the Gods. 575 00:41:19,371 --> 00:41:21,411 Rent free for life. 576 00:41:48,377 --> 00:41:52,550 Beautiful luxury apartments are now available for every Gaul villager 577 00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:56,845 absolutely rent-free at the Mansions of the... Gods? 578 00:41:56,885 --> 00:41:57,690 Free luxury apartments? 579 00:41:57,722 --> 00:42:02,396 Well, if it means not seeing your ugly faces, I'll move there no later than today! 580 00:42:02,426 --> 00:42:04,432 Be my guest! I'll give you a head start! 581 00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:07,232 I think a good dose of civilization is just what I need. 582 00:42:07,265 --> 00:42:09,005 I've had it with trinkets and mackerel. 583 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:12,446 But I'm the village chief, sugar plum! We can't move to the Mansions of the Gods! 584 00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:14,073 Ha! Didn't say I'd take you along. 585 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:16,540 Don't let us keep you, big shot! Go boss the Romans around! 586 00:42:16,542 --> 00:42:18,685 - Who said that? - Why don't you all move there? 587 00:42:18,713 --> 00:42:21,681 Good riddance! And don't forget to take your phony antiques! 588 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:25,187 Take your rotten fish while you're at it! Leave it to the professionals! 589 00:42:25,218 --> 00:42:27,523 I've had it with all you crooks and paddlers! 590 00:42:27,555 --> 00:42:29,696 - Oh, so I'm a crook? - You're a paddler! 591 00:42:29,725 --> 00:42:34,133 - Look who's talking, trinket trafficker! - Fishmonger! 592 00:42:43,739 --> 00:42:46,246 Alright then, now what? I just sing? 593 00:42:46,276 --> 00:42:47,744 Yes! Nice and loud! 594 00:42:47,745 --> 00:42:51,016 Are you sure I shouldn't start off with something more low-key? 595 00:42:51,115 --> 00:42:53,055 - You know, ease into it? - No, no, no, no! 596 00:42:53,117 --> 00:42:56,358 You need to sing at the top of your lungs! It has to be powerful! 597 00:42:56,359 --> 00:43:00,199 It's a new audience! Give them something they won't forget! 598 00:43:00,224 --> 00:43:02,228 Right... Powerful it is. 599 00:43:54,553 --> 00:43:57,825 - What in Gaul's name are you doing here? - After much deliberation, 600 00:43:57,857 --> 00:44:00,327 we have decided to move to the Mansions of the Gods 601 00:44:00,393 --> 00:44:03,536 - in order to satisfy our customers. - And for their sake, 602 00:44:03,563 --> 00:44:05,942 we will discourage any attempt at a welcoming song. 603 00:44:05,965 --> 00:44:08,609 Please note that the projectile just used for that purpose 604 00:44:08,634 --> 00:44:12,947 - is a 7-sesterce top quality mackerel. - Come on, lads, let's go! 605 00:44:17,746 --> 00:44:19,950 Gauls sure are a crazy bunch. 606 00:44:20,014 --> 00:44:21,892 Did it stop or did I go deaf? 607 00:44:21,918 --> 00:44:24,094 Let's go back. Take the bags upstairs. 608 00:44:39,705 --> 00:44:40,881 Obélix? 609 00:44:40,906 --> 00:44:42,882 Ah, there you are! 610 00:44:45,326 --> 00:44:47,044 I hope you don't mind. 611 00:44:47,078 --> 00:44:50,049 - We had nowhere else to go, I'm afraid. - We don't mind at all. 612 00:45:17,747 --> 00:45:18,922 Get me a dozen, will ya? 613 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,976 Forward, lads! 614 00:45:39,271 --> 00:45:40,209 Come on! 615 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,103 Ave! 616 00:46:51,052 --> 00:46:53,367 Now follow me as we move on to the next monument. 617 00:46:53,407 --> 00:46:55,585 Stay in the group, no straddlers. 618 00:46:57,325 --> 00:46:58,364 No straddlers! 619 00:47:00,962 --> 00:47:04,273 Come on, knock these down too! And that one too! 620 00:47:04,301 --> 00:47:07,808 Now, to your left. I said left, left! Your other left! 621 00:47:21,856 --> 00:47:22,989 I'm hungry. 622 00:47:36,602 --> 00:47:38,078 Now, what was I saying? 623 00:47:38,104 --> 00:47:40,146 - When? Before? - Now, just now. 624 00:47:40,240 --> 00:47:43,184 Just now, you were laughing very loudly in a diabolical way. 625 00:47:43,211 --> 00:47:45,015 - Maniacal, I would say. - No, before that! 626 00:47:45,016 --> 00:47:48,223 Oh, before? Well, that's asking a little too much... 627 00:47:48,316 --> 00:47:51,091 - You said "at last", I believe. - Oh yes! At last! 628 00:47:51,153 --> 00:47:53,330 At last, I have the Gauls where I want them. 629 00:47:53,355 --> 00:47:58,329 After years of humiliation, a taste of Roman civilization solved our problem. 630 00:47:58,330 --> 00:48:01,069 - We conquered the Gauls! - Brilliant, O Caesar! 631 00:48:01,097 --> 00:48:04,306 - We defeated them once and for all! - No! We cannot declare victory 632 00:48:04,368 --> 00:48:08,708 until every single miserable hut in that village is destroyed. 633 00:48:12,010 --> 00:48:13,248 Change of plan! 634 00:48:14,912 --> 00:48:17,318 We have a village to raze. 635 00:48:20,519 --> 00:48:23,562 - It is diabolical. - No, maniacal... 636 00:48:30,329 --> 00:48:34,040 That way! 637 00:48:35,135 --> 00:48:36,639 - Did you see one? - No. 638 00:48:36,704 --> 00:48:39,145 - Then why did we turn? - To try somewhere else. 639 00:48:39,206 --> 00:48:42,577 There was nothing back there. Over there! That way, that way! 640 00:48:45,581 --> 00:48:47,421 - Whoa! Watch out! - Oh! 641 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,389 - You see one? - No, still no boars in sight. 642 00:48:53,321 --> 00:48:55,299 They all left to get away from the construction. 643 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,133 Well, there might be a couple left. 644 00:49:03,166 --> 00:49:04,242 Hold on... 645 00:49:15,158 --> 00:49:16,181 What's wrong? 646 00:49:16,182 --> 00:49:19,353 I... I feel a bit tired all of a sudden. 647 00:49:19,419 --> 00:49:22,124 I gotta rest a few minutes. I'm not feeling so well. 648 00:49:22,154 --> 00:49:24,461 - That is because you're hungry. - You think so? 649 00:49:24,492 --> 00:49:27,197 Doesn't this happen when you go too long without eating? 650 00:49:27,227 --> 00:49:29,732 I don't know. I never go too long without eating. 651 00:49:29,997 --> 00:49:33,340 Then don't move! I'll get you a boar all by myself. 652 00:49:33,366 --> 00:49:37,213 - I'll be right back! - Don't go too far, okay? 653 00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,280 Mischiefus! 654 00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:50,162 Idéfix! 655 00:49:59,362 --> 00:50:02,308 Charge! 656 00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:07,043 Hey, what is the matter with you? 657 00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:10,044 I'll tell you what the matter is: we're on strike! 658 00:50:10,076 --> 00:50:11,780 - Indefinitely! - And unanimously! 659 00:50:12,044 --> 00:50:13,084 What the...? 660 00:50:13,112 --> 00:50:15,491 We consider this assault to be potentially dangerous! 661 00:50:15,549 --> 00:50:18,391 You gotta be kidding me. It's an assault! We're razing a village! 662 00:50:18,392 --> 00:50:22,596 We demand that occupational health and safety regulations be respected and enforced! 663 00:50:22,624 --> 00:50:24,500 We demand guarantees! 664 00:50:24,524 --> 00:50:27,498 Until that old druid is captured, we stay on strike! 665 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:30,800 Otherwise, the Gauls have the magic potion! It's unacceptable! 666 00:50:30,833 --> 00:50:32,167 Is this a joke? 667 00:50:32,201 --> 00:50:36,214 While we're at it, we demand to be treated with courtesy and respect! 668 00:50:37,507 --> 00:50:40,852 The tone you use when giving orders is intolerable! And a violation of... 669 00:50:49,988 --> 00:50:50,790 The soldiers! 670 00:50:50,821 --> 00:50:53,793 - They're gonna... - Destroy the village, yes, I know. I heard. 671 00:50:54,691 --> 00:50:56,534 "Raze the village". 672 00:50:56,596 --> 00:51:00,367 The exact wording of the order from Rome was "raze the village". 673 00:51:00,434 --> 00:51:03,639 - Seize them both! - Hold on, Centurion. What about our demands? 674 00:51:03,668 --> 00:51:05,811 What? Come on, it's the druid! 675 00:51:05,872 --> 00:51:08,251 You wanted him, boom! He's handed to you on a platter! 676 00:51:08,309 --> 00:51:10,513 - What more do you need? - For one, we're still negotiating 677 00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:12,425 our free apartments at the Mansions of the Gods. 678 00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:15,211 And you haven't addressed the issue of courtesy! 679 00:51:15,784 --> 00:51:18,627 Arrest them, by Juno! 680 00:51:20,387 --> 00:51:22,830 Using that tone will only make matters worse. 681 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:27,505 O... O... That's it. 682 00:51:27,529 --> 00:51:32,378 O, Caesar, no earthly monument could ever rise high enough... 683 00:51:32,435 --> 00:51:34,878 High enough to rival your... 684 00:51:37,241 --> 00:51:39,218 Hey, what's this? I can't have this in here. 685 00:51:39,309 --> 00:51:42,381 Yeah, well, it's not my fault a certain someone forgot to build a dungeon. 686 00:51:42,414 --> 00:51:44,791 That's no reason to dump a cage in my entrance hall. 687 00:51:44,848 --> 00:51:46,854 We have orders to keep the prisoners inside 688 00:51:46,918 --> 00:51:49,861 where the Gauls won't find them and there's no room anywhere else. 689 00:51:50,556 --> 00:51:51,795 This can't be happening. 690 00:51:51,857 --> 00:51:54,398 An entrance hall with a cage in it is not okay! 691 00:51:58,264 --> 00:52:00,571 High enough... high enough... 692 00:52:01,435 --> 00:52:04,706 High enough to rival the greatness of Caesar. 693 00:52:04,772 --> 00:52:06,949 Of Caesar! 694 00:52:10,744 --> 00:52:13,688 Don't worry, Mischiefus, someone will come rescue us. 695 00:52:13,748 --> 00:52:16,892 I'm not worried. When Obélix finds us, they'll be sorry. 696 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,726 But how do we let them know we're here? 697 00:52:20,557 --> 00:52:21,795 I know how... 698 00:52:23,293 --> 00:52:25,599 Please accept this modest banquet as a... 699 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,837 token of... a token... 700 00:52:27,898 --> 00:52:30,643 Hey! Hey, you! Quiet, up there! 701 00:52:31,434 --> 00:52:32,574 A token of... 702 00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:35,478 Hercules... 703 00:52:43,994 --> 00:52:44,959 Yes! 704 00:52:45,016 --> 00:52:48,187 You're even smarter than I thought, Mischiefus. 705 00:52:57,231 --> 00:53:00,841 There's no way I can negotiate free housing for all of you at the Mansions of the Gods! 706 00:53:00,901 --> 00:53:03,408 - Well, you did it for the slaves. - We could even consider 707 00:53:03,438 --> 00:53:05,314 - bringing our families from Rome. - What? 708 00:53:05,339 --> 00:53:07,281 I haven't seen my wife in 22 years! 709 00:53:07,309 --> 00:53:10,279 My wife was pregnant when I left and now I'm a grandfather! 710 00:53:10,312 --> 00:53:12,655 Does family mean nothing to you, Centurion?! 711 00:53:22,097 --> 00:53:23,538 Mischiefus! 712 00:53:23,552 --> 00:53:26,624 By Toutatis, I'm hungry. Mischiefus! 713 00:53:27,430 --> 00:53:30,430 Mischiefus! Mischiefus! 714 00:53:34,308 --> 00:53:36,613 Mischiefus? Mischiefus? 715 00:53:37,442 --> 00:53:38,784 Panoramix? 716 00:53:38,785 --> 00:53:41,850 Anonymus, Astérix, look what I found! 717 00:53:43,484 --> 00:53:45,288 Something's happened to Mischiefus! 718 00:53:45,319 --> 00:53:48,025 Don't worry, Mischiefus is safe. He's with Obe... 719 00:53:48,689 --> 00:53:49,728 Obélix? 720 00:53:49,757 --> 00:53:53,366 Please tell me Mischiefus is with you! Did he come home? 721 00:53:53,394 --> 00:53:54,898 - We have to search the riverbanks! - Hurry! 722 00:53:54,929 --> 00:53:57,008 Obélix! Stay and guard the village! 723 00:53:57,032 --> 00:54:00,477 I'm coming with you! Wait for me, wait for me! 724 00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:03,442 Obélix! 725 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,750 Obélix! 726 00:54:24,497 --> 00:54:26,902 I never heard of a legion living in luxury accommodations 727 00:54:26,933 --> 00:54:29,703 with their wives and kids earning 22 asses a day! 728 00:54:29,735 --> 00:54:33,444 - I don't earn half that in a week! - Centurion, we've got a much bigger problem. 729 00:54:33,474 --> 00:54:36,381 - Gluttenus Maximus. - Gluteus Maximus? 730 00:54:36,410 --> 00:54:39,756 - No, the Gluttenus Maximus. - What's Gluttenus Maximus? 731 00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:42,981 The big, fat Gaul who's super strong without the potion! He's still on the loose! 732 00:54:42,984 --> 00:54:46,529 And as long as he's on the loose, we stay on strike. He's too dangerous. 733 00:54:46,621 --> 00:54:49,831 If you would just do your job, he wouldn't be on the loose! 734 00:54:53,562 --> 00:54:56,032 - Just lost a point for courtesy. - Now listen! 735 00:54:56,065 --> 00:54:57,506 - You... - Hungry... 736 00:55:04,641 --> 00:55:07,110 Don't do that, Centurion, you'll wake him up! 737 00:55:08,778 --> 00:55:11,486 Accept this modest repast... 738 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:13,453 No, this modest banquet. 739 00:55:13,484 --> 00:55:15,763 Fabulous! So whenever you have prisoners, 740 00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:18,130 - you just dump them in my entrance hall? - Shh! 741 00:55:18,157 --> 00:55:20,666 Keep your voice down, Architect, you'll wake him up. 742 00:55:20,713 --> 00:55:24,426 We have orders to lock him up. If the Gauls find him, our goose is cooked. 743 00:55:24,446 --> 00:55:25,999 Good God, they've got Obélix. 744 00:55:26,064 --> 00:55:28,535 That's what you said about the other two dangling above my mosaic! 745 00:55:28,634 --> 00:55:30,442 Your mosaic stinks! It's sloppy work! 746 00:55:30,506 --> 00:55:32,494 - Shut up! - My dad said so! 747 00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,404 Be quiet, by Minerva. We need to put him somewhere secure. 748 00:55:36,419 --> 00:55:38,114 Far from this noise. 749 00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:39,249 I don't understand! We searched the riverbanks! 750 00:56:39,281 --> 00:56:41,624 - Where's Mischiefus? - I guess... we must have... 751 00:56:41,683 --> 00:56:44,290 passed him without noticing... 752 00:56:44,354 --> 00:56:48,298 - Hey! What's the plan? - The same thing in the opposite direction! 753 00:56:48,324 --> 00:56:50,165 Keep your eyes peeled, this time! 754 00:56:51,733 --> 00:56:54,005 Dulcia, wait for me! 755 00:56:59,303 --> 00:57:00,478 We should be in bed. 756 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:03,047 I hope they didn't wake us up at dawn for diddly-squat. 757 00:57:03,073 --> 00:57:05,680 Yeah, the visit to the dolmens wasn't so early last time. 758 00:57:05,711 --> 00:57:08,312 Alright, everyone, I'd like you all to gather round. 759 00:57:08,313 --> 00:57:10,233 I hope they plan to serve refreshments this time. 760 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,292 At least we won't die of thirst, we brought water. 761 00:57:12,352 --> 00:57:13,592 I'd like your full attention. 762 00:57:13,619 --> 00:57:17,264 I know it's very early, but today, we have the rare opportunity 763 00:57:17,290 --> 00:57:20,797 to witness a unique and quite possibly historic event. 764 00:57:40,316 --> 00:57:44,764 Charge... please! 765 00:57:48,427 --> 00:57:51,268 Archers, on my command! 766 00:57:51,295 --> 00:57:56,195 Would you be so kind as to fire! 767 00:58:11,352 --> 00:58:14,558 - Well, don't just stand there! Do something! - Just what do you want me to do anyway? 768 00:58:14,587 --> 00:58:16,630 I don't know! Make it stop, talk to the centurion! 769 00:58:16,691 --> 00:58:18,194 What centurion? 770 00:59:02,575 --> 00:59:05,246 Would you please seize that midget? 771 00:59:06,086 --> 00:59:07,485 What? I said please! 772 00:59:07,514 --> 00:59:10,320 If the enemy has the magic potion, we refuse to fight! 773 00:59:10,350 --> 00:59:12,893 That's why we locked the druid up at the Mansions of the Gods! 774 00:59:12,953 --> 00:59:14,158 No druid, no potion! 775 00:59:14,223 --> 00:59:15,827 - The druid? What druid? - Our druid? 776 00:59:15,859 --> 00:59:16,898 And the fatso too! 777 00:59:16,927 --> 00:59:19,531 - Fatso? What fatso? - Our fatso? 778 00:59:19,562 --> 00:59:22,168 Well, whatever it is he just drank, it wasn't a Piña Colada! 779 00:59:22,231 --> 00:59:25,202 Come on, he's bluffing! Don't fall for it! It's baloney! 780 00:59:25,235 --> 00:59:26,575 Baloney? In a bottle? 781 00:59:26,602 --> 00:59:29,310 Just who do you take us for anyway, Centurion? 782 00:59:29,373 --> 00:59:31,714 You think that we're just lambs for the slaughter, huh? 783 00:59:31,741 --> 00:59:34,849 Okay... if you want a job done... 784 00:59:36,915 --> 00:59:38,492 you gotta do it yourself. 785 00:59:38,518 --> 00:59:42,362 I'm all for dialogue, talking is fine, but you gotta know when to say stop. 786 00:59:50,263 --> 00:59:52,604 So, we have superhuman strength now, do we? 787 00:59:52,666 --> 00:59:56,375 How about I punch you in the face and you tell me if it's superhuman enough? 788 00:59:56,404 --> 00:59:58,964 Well, go ahead, I don't recall you ever waiting for permission. 789 00:59:59,942 --> 01:00:03,883 I'd love to, but I'm saving my first punch for Roman civilians! 790 01:00:03,884 --> 01:00:05,683 Those Roman civilians, to be exact. 791 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:09,624 Look at you, strutting around in those ridiculous clothes! 792 01:00:09,685 --> 01:00:11,324 Roman civilians? That's harsh! 793 01:00:11,353 --> 01:00:15,302 Some chief you are, Abraracourix! I'll teach you to desert your village, 794 01:00:15,326 --> 01:00:16,301 - you traitor! - Say what? 795 01:00:16,326 --> 01:00:19,234 I'll teach you to desert your village, you traitor. 796 01:00:19,330 --> 01:00:20,670 I got that, but what are you getting at? 797 01:00:20,699 --> 01:00:22,436 I'm gonna punch you in the face 798 01:00:22,498 --> 01:00:25,343 with the extra strength power from the magic potion! 799 01:00:26,603 --> 01:00:29,374 Which you just saw me drink! Are you ready? 800 01:00:29,407 --> 01:00:32,450 - Ready for what? - For a punch so powerful, 801 01:00:32,477 --> 01:00:35,422 it'll send you flying to the other side of the forest. 802 01:00:48,629 --> 01:00:51,836 By Toutatis, what power! 803 01:00:51,865 --> 01:00:54,043 Only magic can give a human such strength! 804 01:00:54,302 --> 01:00:57,246 And you're next! Try selling fresh fish, next time! 805 01:01:01,911 --> 01:01:03,816 By Belenos, what a walloping! 806 01:01:03,879 --> 01:01:06,551 And this one's from Vercingetorix himself! 807 01:01:07,418 --> 01:01:09,321 Oh, Brittany! 808 01:01:09,385 --> 01:01:13,029 Your soil soaked with blood heals the wounds of injustice... 809 01:01:13,089 --> 01:01:15,032 My heart yearns for revenge! 810 01:01:15,093 --> 01:01:17,936 Farewell to armistice! 811 01:01:20,898 --> 01:01:22,539 Uh, wait... 812 01:01:22,567 --> 01:01:24,843 So, do they have the magic potion or don't they? 813 01:01:24,868 --> 01:01:28,342 Do they have it? I don't know. I don't know. I have brain fog. 814 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,916 Panoramix and Obélix are at the Mansions of the Gods. 815 01:01:31,010 --> 01:01:32,887 Distract the Romans while I rescue them. 816 01:01:32,912 --> 01:01:35,756 If you only knew, Astérix! I'm so ashamed! 817 01:01:35,782 --> 01:01:37,284 We'll talk about that later! 818 01:01:42,388 --> 01:01:44,995 Fellow Gauls, our beloved village is under siege! 819 01:01:45,059 --> 01:01:48,869 Now, more than ever, we must all take a swig of the magic potion! 820 01:01:48,931 --> 01:01:50,708 - Don't overdo it. - I'm not overdoing it! 821 01:01:57,074 --> 01:02:00,983 Centurion, uh... in military terms, what do we do now? 822 01:02:01,012 --> 01:02:04,783 - I don't know, I have brain fog. - The fine mess we're in. 823 01:02:20,372 --> 01:02:21,103 Astérix! 824 01:02:21,134 --> 01:02:23,439 Mischiefus is in this building, but we can't get in! 825 01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:26,140 - You're sure he's in this one? - Trust me, there's nowhere else he could be! 826 01:02:26,339 --> 01:02:28,881 Open this door, by Juno, or I'll knock it down! 827 01:02:28,910 --> 01:02:30,549 - Dad! - Mischiefus! 828 01:02:30,576 --> 01:02:32,755 Reception is closed, by Vesta! 829 01:02:32,814 --> 01:02:33,888 Well, I say it's open! 830 01:02:33,914 --> 01:02:36,055 - Astérix! - Panoramix! 831 01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:38,024 How many of them are in there? 832 01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:40,689 Go away or I'll call security! 833 01:03:17,161 --> 01:03:18,166 But, but... 834 01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:20,974 - Guards! Intruders! - Up here! Look up! 835 01:03:21,001 --> 01:03:22,905 - Mischiefus! - Release the prisoners! 836 01:03:53,805 --> 01:03:57,076 When I say that mosaic has a flaw... 837 01:03:57,641 --> 01:03:58,947 it's because... 838 01:04:00,113 --> 01:04:01,214 that mosaic... 839 01:04:02,481 --> 01:04:03,685 has a... 840 01:04:04,183 --> 01:04:05,558 flaw! 841 01:04:17,231 --> 01:04:18,233 Mischiefus! 842 01:04:19,101 --> 01:04:20,138 You know... 843 01:04:20,202 --> 01:04:23,545 When the owl hoots, someone isn't sleeping. 844 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,014 Oh yeah? Well... 845 01:04:25,072 --> 01:04:28,818 With nothing to say, you keep quiet. Ha, ha! Take that! 846 01:04:30,079 --> 01:04:31,181 - Dad! 847 01:04:34,950 --> 01:04:39,562 Tell me what you did with Obélix, Architect! Talk! 848 01:04:39,624 --> 01:04:41,602 We don't have time to look for him, Astérix! 849 01:04:41,660 --> 01:04:45,733 We have to make the magic potion immediately, and I'll need everyone's help! 850 01:04:45,764 --> 01:04:46,767 - Ow! 851 01:04:51,871 --> 01:04:55,744 Hey, guys, what happened back there? Didn't you notice I was locked out? 852 01:05:08,721 --> 01:05:12,432 - Come on! You've been jabbering for hours! - Are you going to attack, or aren't you? 853 01:05:12,494 --> 01:05:16,101 Okay, so... suppose we retreat, will you come after us or not? 854 01:05:16,129 --> 01:05:17,409 There's a good chance we will. 855 01:05:18,198 --> 01:05:21,408 Okay, let's vote again. Who votes to retreat? 856 01:05:22,506 --> 01:05:23,982 Who votes to attack? 857 01:05:27,343 --> 01:05:28,317 Alright, retreat. 858 01:05:28,411 --> 01:05:30,117 Oh, no... 859 01:05:40,193 --> 01:05:42,334 Let's go, lads! After them! 860 01:05:47,464 --> 01:05:48,367 Oh! 861 01:05:55,475 --> 01:05:57,451 Hey, you come back here with that salt! 862 01:05:57,510 --> 01:05:59,815 That dog just ran off with my fresh herbs! 863 01:05:59,816 --> 01:06:02,019 That mackerel costs me 7 sesterces! 864 01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:16,175 Yes, that I can use. No, don't need that. 865 01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:17,200 And this... 866 01:06:17,233 --> 01:06:20,204 Oh, yes, that'll do. And don't know what that is. 867 01:06:22,805 --> 01:06:24,545 Hurry, Panoramix, hurry! 868 01:06:47,601 --> 01:06:50,945 Hey, why aren't you hiding in your apartment, Centurion? 869 01:06:51,372 --> 01:06:54,115 Because I don't have an apartment, you took them all. 870 01:07:10,092 --> 01:07:11,496 They're out of breath. I don't get it. 871 01:07:11,562 --> 01:07:14,868 - Usually, when they come after us... - We never get away. They catch us. 872 01:07:14,898 --> 01:07:16,300 Not proof enough? 873 01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:19,440 What do I need to do to convince you they don't have the magic potion? 874 01:07:19,538 --> 01:07:20,675 Carve it in stone? 875 01:07:25,343 --> 01:07:27,913 Come on, lads, charge... 876 01:08:05,222 --> 01:08:08,291 What in Juno's name is going on here? 877 01:08:24,543 --> 01:08:28,051 Where is he? Oh, there he is! My beloved Caesar! 878 01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:34,453 No earthly monument could ever rise high enough to rival the greatness of Caesar! 879 01:08:34,488 --> 01:08:40,163 Please accept this modest banquet as a token of... of nothing. 880 01:08:40,227 --> 01:08:41,165 That's all I got. 881 01:08:41,261 --> 01:08:44,033 Do you think I came here all the way from Rome just to eat? 882 01:08:44,098 --> 01:08:46,302 Not even a tart or a finger sandwich? 883 01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:48,140 How about a knuckle sandwich? 884 01:08:48,169 --> 01:08:51,578 Now get this garish grub out of my sight and get rid of it! 885 01:09:02,185 --> 01:09:04,564 Hop, hop, hop, hop... When Caesar says get rid of it... 886 01:09:06,188 --> 01:09:07,514 we get rid of it. 887 01:09:07,570 --> 01:09:09,675 Boy, what a waste! 888 01:09:21,581 --> 01:09:23,084 Arrest those rebels at once! 889 01:09:28,582 --> 01:09:31,489 - Panoramix, hurry! - I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying! 890 01:09:34,855 --> 01:09:35,830 But...! 891 01:09:40,996 --> 01:09:43,502 Astérix, no! The potion isn't ready! 892 01:09:43,966 --> 01:09:45,568 The potion isn't ready! 893 01:10:03,653 --> 01:10:04,794 Panoramix! 894 01:10:07,357 --> 01:10:09,261 Go check that out. 895 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:35,661 It's over, Gaul, you lost. 896 01:10:35,724 --> 01:10:38,731 This time, Rome was mightier than your people. 897 01:10:38,761 --> 01:10:42,132 Surrender and admit defeat. 898 01:10:43,133 --> 01:10:45,602 I will never surrender. 899 01:10:45,636 --> 01:10:50,046 Never. I'm Astérix, a warrior... and a Gaul. 900 01:10:50,074 --> 01:10:54,045 That's odd. I was informed the Gauls had all become Romans. 901 01:10:54,679 --> 01:10:56,555 Yes, and it's true! Look! 902 01:10:57,082 --> 01:11:01,027 They have, O Caesar, they have! You've conquered the Gauls once and for all! 903 01:11:01,028 --> 01:11:03,123 Behold your prisoners! 904 01:11:03,190 --> 01:11:05,267 At long last, the moustachioed savages 905 01:11:05,291 --> 01:11:09,236 and their barbarian civilization have been eradicated! 906 01:11:09,260 --> 01:11:12,232 From now on, this stupid, arrogant little warrior 907 01:11:12,266 --> 01:11:16,677 will be keeping his big, fat accomplice company... in the dungeon! 908 01:11:29,351 --> 01:11:31,191 Obélix... 909 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:35,697 Nobody calls me fat! 910 01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:48,877 Attack! 911 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,353 - Attack! - Attack! 912 01:11:54,646 --> 01:11:58,255 - Attack! - If you would be so kind! 913 01:12:01,888 --> 01:12:04,930 Obélix! Obélix! 914 01:12:05,023 --> 01:12:07,630 Open this door right now! Caesar's orders! 915 01:12:07,693 --> 01:12:11,367 What is holding them up out there? Are they coming to help us or not? 916 01:12:16,105 --> 01:12:17,679 I think the answer's yes. 917 01:12:26,315 --> 01:12:28,056 And fire! 918 01:12:28,118 --> 01:12:29,393 Pretty please! 919 01:12:38,697 --> 01:12:41,203 If it's not too much to ask, could you... 920 01:13:00,721 --> 01:13:03,098 The final touch. 921 01:13:15,037 --> 01:13:18,281 You shall not pass! 922 01:13:18,307 --> 01:13:20,248 Give it a rest, you old fart! 923 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:26,284 Ah... I'm in a pretty pickle, aren't I? 924 01:13:52,947 --> 01:13:56,153 Fellow Gauls, once again, our freedom is under threat! 925 01:13:56,183 --> 01:13:57,860 The devious tentacles of Rome... 926 01:13:57,953 --> 01:13:59,993 Let's get 'em! 927 01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:15,442 The Mansions of the Gods hopes you had a pleasant stay in Brittany! Boom! 928 01:14:15,504 --> 01:14:19,049 Please use the exit located at the rear and get your butts back to Rome 929 01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:21,482 because this party is over! 930 01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:27,184 - He's all yours, Obélix! - You better believe he's mine! 931 01:14:27,251 --> 01:14:28,828 - I saw him first! - Really? 932 01:14:28,854 --> 01:14:30,932 Ready, you two? Crossover! 933 01:14:38,832 --> 01:14:40,372 Act like soldiers, for Mars' sake! 934 01:14:45,172 --> 01:14:47,048 I demand to speak to the person in charge! 935 01:14:47,073 --> 01:14:49,252 The person in charge would be Caesar, ma'am. 936 01:15:09,534 --> 01:15:12,003 - What are you still doing here? - It's a long story. 937 01:15:12,037 --> 01:15:14,341 In short, um... when the construction was finished, 938 01:15:14,371 --> 01:15:17,043 a career shift was, uh... the best option. 939 01:15:17,044 --> 01:15:20,412 - And that's when the Romans... - That's all I need to hear! 940 01:15:30,122 --> 01:15:32,966 Wow! Hercules! 941 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:53,450 Whatever you have in store for me, I hope as a Gaul you'll have the dignity... 942 01:15:53,451 --> 01:15:56,091 - Some nerve to talk of dignity, Julius! - Some nerve? 943 01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:58,423 This Mansions of the Gods business is not like you! 944 01:15:58,453 --> 01:16:01,461 It's deceitful, underhanded and plain old sneaky! Shame on you! 945 01:16:01,491 --> 01:16:04,162 What can I say? You get an idea, you try it. 946 01:16:04,229 --> 01:16:06,534 - Sometimes it works... - Sometimes it doesn't! 947 01:16:06,597 --> 01:16:09,467 You're going back to Rome and you're taking the civilians with you! 948 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:12,206 Remember you owe them luxury accommodations. 949 01:16:12,270 --> 01:16:16,080 And don't forget: there's a village in Brittany that you will never conquer. 950 01:16:16,142 --> 01:16:19,248 Not now or ever! 951 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,889 So be it. Veni, vidi but not vici! 952 01:16:24,951 --> 01:16:29,284 Oh well, you can't vici them all, I suppose. Come on, everyone, back to Rome. 953 01:17:01,459 --> 01:17:05,231 But I always thought that since I fell into the potion as a baby, 954 01:17:05,263 --> 01:17:06,739 I'm not allowed to have any, right? 955 01:17:06,965 --> 01:17:09,735 Yeah, yeah, we know. Just one little drop. 956 01:17:37,065 --> 01:17:41,310 Thanks for everything, Astérix. Rome will seem pretty quiet to us now. 957 01:17:41,311 --> 01:17:42,343 Here, Anonymus. 958 01:17:42,405 --> 01:17:45,147 A little souvenir from Brittany. 959 01:17:45,174 --> 01:17:47,643 Compliments of an old druid from Gaul. 960 01:17:53,184 --> 01:17:55,260 Here, I made you a toy for your collection. 961 01:17:55,319 --> 01:17:59,505 I'm no good at carving. That's all I know how to make. 962 01:18:10,170 --> 01:18:12,010 Mischiefus... 963 01:18:16,743 --> 01:18:19,213 Look out, here it comes! 964 01:18:19,246 --> 01:18:20,922 Hercules Giantstone! 965 01:18:21,949 --> 01:18:23,890 Romans, citizens, 966 01:18:23,918 --> 01:18:27,390 I welcome you tonight to the very first, the one and only 967 01:18:27,422 --> 01:18:29,362 Who wants to be a gladiator! 968 01:18:31,860 --> 01:18:35,004 Alright, listen up. Slim Jim, you start out with the blow to the liver. 969 01:18:35,031 --> 01:18:39,003 Then you turn towards Doughboy over there and give him the catapult slam. 970 01:18:39,033 --> 01:18:41,905 I take it Doughboy means me. We all good? 971 01:18:41,971 --> 01:18:43,876 Then he gives you the chinchilla chin lock. 972 01:18:43,908 --> 01:18:45,951 Just go easy, okay? No broken bones. 973 01:18:46,009 --> 01:18:48,215 Uh... what's the chinchilla chin lock again? 974 01:18:48,246 --> 01:18:50,715 You grab his chin and wrench it to the side. 975 01:18:50,748 --> 01:18:52,288 Ah, we've been over it three times! 976 01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:55,219 If you do it like we practised, you won't get hurt, okay? 977 01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:57,094 Uh, we did get hurt when we practised. 978 01:18:57,123 --> 01:18:59,793 - Fine, get hurt, for all I care. - Have it your way. 979 01:19:00,426 --> 01:19:02,200 Let us thank the divine Caesar 980 01:19:02,201 --> 01:19:05,804 for the gla-gla... for the gladi... for the gladiators! 981 01:19:05,832 --> 01:19:09,103 Ave, Caesar! Ave, Caesar! 982 01:19:25,989 --> 01:19:27,162 Get me down! 983 01:19:27,222 --> 01:19:30,331 Get me down at once, or I'll throw you to the lions! 984 01:19:30,426 --> 01:19:35,301 Do you hear me? All 75,000 of you to the lions! 985 01:19:36,026 --> 01:19:39,477 - Pretty impressive. - Who knew Anonymus had such talent. 986 01:19:39,502 --> 01:19:43,412 And look, you're all dressed like Gauls. That takes some imagination. 987 01:19:43,475 --> 01:19:45,077 Here we go again! Sarcasm begins! 988 01:19:45,144 --> 01:19:49,516 I admit it, I dressed like a Roman, but I only did it to get closer to the enemy! 989 01:19:49,547 --> 01:19:52,354 - Exactly. - Hey, we're in Gaul, not Rome! 990 01:19:52,385 --> 01:19:56,129 - Watch your table manners, traitor! - I'm the traitor? 991 01:19:56,189 --> 01:19:58,093 We're invincible! 992 01:19:58,124 --> 01:20:01,897 No, better yet: indomitable, that's what we are! 993 01:20:01,929 --> 01:20:04,472 Indomitable! 994 01:25:31,707 --> 01:25:33,337 So I look him straight in the eye 995 01:25:33,369 --> 01:25:37,814 and I says to him, I says, "Our demands are not negotiable! Periodus!"